Enter here for a fundamental look at the battles of the vocabulary/rhymes!!!
Eonx greatly appreciates the concept of a rhyme with in a battle .
As do so many others .
( No favoritism , just judge on skill and best insults .)
As in who's insults are better and vocabulary skill.
>>>> A cat in a damn hat who is fat or a person whos brain weighs less than a tick and looks like were hit with an ugly stick.<<<< For example.
33 comments:
Let the battle begin....
another rap battle board, you know i gotta set-it-off/ fresh outta jail pick it up where i left-off/ never too soft i smash you cats/thinkin ya'll are good but never spit no real raps/i burn tracks, and i aint talkin' about nero/ 20/20 vision i'm your fuckin' rap hero/and this is to whoever wants to take it to heart/bring your fuckin rhymes this is just the start/shit man, i want you to say my name/not destiny's child but im a survivour in this game/so in conclusion who really wants to step to me/20 make you look stupid like kelso on jepordy/ so take a seat, sit back and watch me do this/ spit your rhymes and i'll be back soon to school it/
So you think cus im a chick I wont be able to battle?/ forget that shit...sit back, here play with your rattle/ Let me show you how it is done/ and ill do it right/ its just how I roll/ cant u get that shit right?/ Im made with sugar and spice and everything nice/ dont step to me frontin like I give dice/ you're smooth with your words/ and u churn them like butter/ think I give a damn?/ not a chance mother fucker!
we got our first contestant, of the female persuasion/she only spit to hear me again she thinks i'm amazing/i keep it blazin' whats your name avamay?/i make you look like a dick, you'll wish that you stayed gay/hip hop horray, yeah this kid is old school/down since '87, while you're mom still cleaned your drool/but thats cool, miss sugar and spice/throw some water on you, disolve, now you sayin goodnight/wanna get to my level but you aint that tall/ .. but she spit at me .. that must mean she has balls/
You want balls? check this out/ its ok that I own you/ just sit back and relax its ok if you pout/ I may be one of the female persuasion/ but tell me son, why u gotta be hatin?/ Its true im a momma, which means i know best/ you think you can label me just like the rest/ fuck that shit ive been through some times in my life/ I almost became a real assholes wife/ they say what doesnt kill us makes us stronger/ Dont think that im gonna put up with your shit too much longer/ You step to me like you think youre so great/ yea yea ok, ill let you think you won this debate/ Ive been black and blue at the hands of a man/ doesnt mean i cant find my voice and wont take a stand/ Hey Mr. whiny/ or is it Dr. tiny / Either way we all know they call you small/ Not even sure why you think your so tall/ Ain't got no true game/ whats that you were in jail/Oh shit now we know how you like to get nailed/ this time is not by some big black guy named bubba/ but a small little girl you can refer to as momma/ i may not have grown up in the projects/ ive been around my fair share of rejects/ you're no exception its true/ Just walk away like a coward/ its ok its nothing new/ i guess the rumours were true/ you aint got shit on me/ your years of battle aint really working out/ dear old mother hubbard aint helping you spout/ your rhymes they sound fake/ like you hittin up google/ ill stay here all day/ make sure u get a piece of my mind/ dont think for a second that this chick is blind/ i may not be rapper extraordinaire/ but at least i can say i do it with flair/ sit back take it easy/ go comb your fucking hair/ peace bitch!/ you're making me sick...
ROFL lomg, This is getting good, I love it, GOGOGOGO xD
lol nice xD...ava owned u tone lmfao
<3 This eonx :)
OMG lol
ROFL ROFL ROFL!!
lol yep she owned me there, but i'll write up another round when i get home i have to go out right now, nice job ava, i'm gonna have to use my head now to come back from this lol
sayin i got raped in jail, girl thats a low blow/ kinda like ava on her knees getting ready to swallow/
get the balls hoe, I'll put the T-Bag on ya/I'm a master at this game like old school contra/
those so called raps I smash em to pieces/throw you out like dirty diapers, thats filled with diseses/
what chu mean bitch, i aint one of these other suckers/ i'll put the pipe to you, now you can call me a motherfucker/
thats how it is, yo i feast on other rappers/ i guess i am what i eat, while you're just a salty cracker/
not trying to make it racist cause you know im white too/ i'm sorry nezlo but i like your wifes boobs/
and if you think i'm hot right now, see me live im so clear/ it's like i can't shit, aint no assholes here/
and dont think for a second that this is prewritten/ i live at the hospital cause i'm always the sickest/
always the quickest when i rip these lyrics/ call you up on the phone and spit so you can hear it/
i spit venom, the kid melt your face off/ burn you so bad you'll look like barbeque with steak sauce/
you must have ate socks, how's DA FEET taste/ 2 final words for you .... complete disgrace/
aww are you jealous of me on my knees cus you know you cant hack it?/ go to your room so that you can jack it/ while Nezlo smacks it/ I love it/ too bad you gotta use your stack of porn/ wishing you could have a bitch this warm/ its ok, just you wait/ one day you'll get a date/ it'll be real classy too/ maybe some nice mcdonalds drive thru/ so you like my boobs/ i do too/ give my man something to drink/ while u sit back and think/ its a shame that your jealous/ no need to get restless/ wasnt that long since u saw a breast / hey didnt i see your mom in her best dress?/ yea she was on the corner working for bus fare/ come to think of it dont u live close to there/ yea she musta walked home/ where u sit all alone/ rolling pennies for cash/ so u can keep up your stash/ you wanna go with me you dont have a hope/ dude you're fucked like OJ dropping his soap/ check it im fast like a ferrari/ you're a rusted taurus/you wanna go with me its like facing chuck norris/ Im glad im a cracker/ i admit it can you/ eat this shit up bitch/ cus fuck it im through.
Ava is sick lol shes like Bam Bitch!
Lmao omg, Ava, Go Ava, Lol she gots the hidden skillz xD
rap master ava did it agian...shes got mad skillz..
Heh damnnnnnnnnnnnn ,
hahahahahahah.
I'll beat u like a king on a peasant
i never battled a real bitch before it was fun
but its over now your done
i ripped u like a paper mache
im about to wip your ass
Your shit sounds gay
im doing death ring shit
and i get to go fast
ask momma for more tit
ill cut you like a ginsu
I blast like the law
and anything u say can and will be used against you
wanna be a dope mc? dont get mad and take your period out on me.
the feeling you have right now is called bitch ass syndrome
you gave it a shot like a drug addict. Just give up this is MY home. Your ryhmes are like radio static.Doesnt come in good enough.
I layed out my cards while you bluffed.
Royal flush.
Lol nice lyrics there bro ;]
OMG ROFLMAO, that was great Tone! Ava, I think you shocked the hell out of everyone, you kicked ass in that battle hun! xD
First off you were born a freak nature
you were sold on the black market to
the highest wager. God created Adam and Eve
Not Adam and Steve .Pray for mercy and lets hope the best
You look like the alien that pops out of chests.
I forgive you for giving up on tryin to fit in son.
im collecting the pride of bitches but you wont be the first one
Heres a list of them go ahead and check your name.
I won already , dont hate me... hate the game.
Try to swallow but you cant from the fear .
Want me to call another doctor?
I dont operate on bitches dear.
Pick up your pride off the floor.
Oh nvm from this battle your whole body is sore.
Want to be cool? Watch mtv and act like your favorite star
Maybe you can make a friend... one who has a car.
Get up , run away *gives a dollar * there now...go and play.
Child next time be more careful ...you walked into a storm.
Struck by lightning ..you need time to mourn.
LMFAO THIS SHIT IS TO GOOD
Um, I seriously doubt Ava is going to give at all, Shes a true badass just in hiding I say! xD
hahaah i liked mine but avamays are funny as hell
I guess i gotta strike back like the evil empire/i just fucking saw eonx on the corner talkin about samurai for hire/
he's a liar, that kid has never been sick/except for that one time when his girl gave him Syphilis/
i kick this shit til my nikes turn brown/you and avamay should start a group called the retarded ass clowns/
yes i hold it down like oldbies on global/i snuff you, my raps are a constant cold shoulder/
Mr. Eon-x how you gonna beat me im the man/avamay couldnt even beat me with my dick in her hand/
call me jim shapiro, i'm an S.O.B./YOU'RE ADOPTED DON'T LIE, THATS WHAT NEZLO TOLD ME/
time to fold G, it's for sure that you're losin'/I hope you heal fast, cause how you gonna explain all those bruises/
from the verbal beatdown that i just gave ya/dug a fresh grave for ya, right next to ava/
animalistic behavior is what i posess/I just murdered 2 humans, now its time to eat the flesh/
rip your bones apart, you have no structure/think before you type, even your mom says "you suck sir"/
is it just me or does nezlo look like randal from clerks in that picture lol
:D
So we're back with the sexual innuendos/ I guess thats your strongest blow/ I couldnt beat you with your dick in my hand?/ shit you gotta give me SOMETHING to work with man/ fuck that i wouldn't be on your tiny dick/ what u afraid to get murdered by a bitch/ please don't hurt me with that long ass bullshit/
by the time they finish readin im sure they'll forget it/ u silly midget!/ you're holding down global like an oldbie?/ i find that hard to believe/ only place im sure to find you/ is training your ass off/ the ctrl key giving you something to grind to/ maybe you should get some fresh air/ dont worry, when you get back eo will still be there/ Im afraid you aint got nothing on me/ hell try again if you dare/ battle this little canadian chick/ yep, you're gettin beat by a hick/ hows that feel Mr. rap gangsta/ does it turn you on and give ya somethin to wank ta?/ wouldnt doubt it/ you're pathetic/ your best rhyme couldnt sound better than my worst verse/ at the end of this battle you'll have to have me call for a nurse/ drive you off in a hearse/ good thing you dug those fresh graves/ you can use mine/ i wont be needin it anytime/ suck on that xD
I setup a simple poll on the right hand side, Should be totally fair now cause each person can only vote one time, Poll ends in 2 days, Good luck all :)
I set up my own poll on my blog as well
avamay.blogspot.com
Please go to Avamays blog to place your vote.
( Just click the link its on this page. )
If any of you notice I didn't have to curse much.
Ok ima tryna bust some rhymes not 2much
all o' u who crossed the american border
hoping to become a baller
ending up to be a cracker
ur dads works at the barber
and ur mom at the beaker
is that a boner
nvm forgot u had a vagina(tonedeff)
yep that is(avamay)
PS: i don't mean any of this just trying to have fun :]
btw my name is wat ppl use2 and still know me by stole coolestoo at lvl 32 or 31 though bout 1yr ago
uhm the rap battles are over but I'll make a part 2 for all of you.
well put this one in your rap battles 2.....hatred and anger is all that i see, so many mutha FN people surroundin me, its like the whole world is killin me, but ill rebound and get back to the top youll see, since i was young i have been on my own, searchin for myself under every stone, and now ive found me and fn love what i am, a soldier thats airborne u know that i am, these lyrics are only an extension of me, just like the mutha fn limbs on a tree or a looking glass into the sould of me, im pissed to the point i dont want to breathe, cause all i hear is worthless, useless and dumb, and to these words now, im already numb, cause i got the heart to fight and the will to win, like this white man rappin is such a sin, when i talk about 'Pac and drinkin Henn', im pissed to the point id do it again
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